Please bear in mind this is a completely fabricated job posting by Performing Arts Forum, posted in the spirit of Christmas!
Santa Claus is seeking a highly motivated and spirited Sleigh(ge) Managers to oversee the most important transport operation of the holiday season: the smooth sailing (or flying) of our world-renowned sleigh. As the head honcho of holiday cheer, you will be responsible for ensuring the sleigh is fully operational, on schedule, and ready for its global flight.
Key Responsibilities:
- Manage a fleet of reindeer, ensuring they are well-fed, well-rested, and aligned with the flight schedule.
- Oversee the decoration and maintenance of the sleigh, guaranteeing maximum sparkle and seasonal spirit.
- Coordinate with Santa’s workshop to ensure timely delivery of gifts, while ensuring all sleigh systems are go for takeoff.
- Monitor weather patterns and other potential obstacles (looking at you, snowstorms!) to ensure safe, smooth travels.
- Report directly to Santa, ensuring all plans are executed with festive precision.
Qualities Needed:
- Leadership: Must be able to herd reindeer and manage a team of elves under tight deadlines (and festive stress).
- Problem Solving: Quick thinking is essential when you’re barreling down chimneys or navigating around unexpected blizzards.
- Jolly Nature: A sense of humor, positivity, and a deep appreciation for holiday spirit is mandatory.
- Multitasking: Juggling gifts, weather updates, and maintaining an optimistic atmosphere is a must.
- Attention to Detail: From the ribbons on the sleigh to the “nice” list, no detail is too small.
Additional Skills:
- Must be familiar with flying reindeer technology.
- Ability to work nights (we don’t work around the clock, we work through the clock).
- Must be able to lift up to 10 pounds of cookies and milk.
If you’re passionate about spreading holiday joy, leading a team of magical creatures, and making sure Santa’s sleigh is ready for the big night, apply today! We promise this is a full-time, very seasonal role.
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